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 10.10.2008
I woke up shortly in the morning, rolled the music to the full coil and ran the oral of the songs that were playing. Then he stumbled at the cat and fell in the corridor, for which he loudly and sensibly covered it with a four-storey mat. I washed the cloth, washed it. He took his basucha, began to laugh on it on the whole apartment, connecting it to a combo. At this time, he was still shaking his wet buttocks like a black metalist. Then he called Koresh and asked which couples. I said to him out loudly, “Hug these pairs, let’s go better in communication with the firstborns and swell!” and he agreed. At the end of the day, I remembered a mother's part and sprinkled it on the whole apartment. long over her.

He walked into the neighboring room and walked. It turns out that my mother has not gone to work and has been listening to what is happening in the apartment with her friend for an hour.
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