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 23.02.2015
Previously, men of the intellectual and dominant class kissed ladies, using not their faces, but their upper limbs. Now a woman is kissed by the hand, if, for example, you are going to borrow from her husband a thousand different U.E., and it is not forbidden to do it everywhere - and at the disco, and with explanations in love, and on the pig farm... On the street, for example, it can "excite" passers, so if you have a desire to lick a welcomed lady's hand, it is better to invite her home...Some, however, are not limited to licking one hand. When kissing, most men bow over the extended hand of a woman to kiss. At the same time, it does not take into account when, where and how she washed her and washed her at all.
If you are the "owner" of radiculitis, it is useful before the inclination, to shade yourself with a cross flag, because you can then not get up. Some women prefer to have their hands kissed bald: when tilt it gives them the opportunity to use their baldness as a mirror. When a man kisses a woman’s hand, he doesn’t let his teeth go. For this, he cleanses his lips. At the same time, the lips for pleasure is better not to make sounds. Other parts of the body as well. Some men take their hands out of their pockets when they kiss a woman’s hand. It happens while removing a hat or other headdress, there are those who are reluctant to take off their trousers and pants.

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