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 24.02.2015
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There are such princesses, after the conquest of which, you think, and why I killed the dragon, sweet was the beast.
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Much like the classic:
And the king cried out to him: I will not
I read morality to you, boy!
If you defeat Judah tomorrow,
You will take the princess under the crown.

The shooter: What is this for a reward?
I want to pull out a portwine!
And I don’t need a princess for nothing.
Miracle I will win.

And the king: - You take the princess - and a point!
You are not two! And in prison!
She is the royal daughter! – is
And the gunman: - Well, kill me - I will not take it!
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