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 24.02.2015
How can I think about a gift??? A gift to a loved one is simple.
You just need to know who he is and what he loves.
Your husband (for example) wears a beard and is bald. This is almost all options are cancelled: and foams, and shavers, and shampoos with hernia-blindness)))"
wax for the beard (if it is, for example, a beard), for any man will pick his cosmetics
T-shirt (large space from the cage of the flanel, to the hawaiian)
3. flashes, bowls or other expenditure for a hobby
4 Multiple
5 The belt
The desired manual tool (there is no such thing as everything - it needs a conduction detector, a screwdriver, clock screws or something else of interest)
Name of cake or cake
The Big Cactus
A beautiful photo album of his interests (castles, knives, cars, bridges, cheeses...)
Adventure - trip on the BTR, flight in the aerotube
Set of grills
12th Bathroom
Thirteen dogs
Collective beer
The Massage Pillow
The 16th tube
17th pledge
Prepare everything for a beer party and go shopping for n-three hours.
Romance in which he loves manifestations
Maika-toll with a suitable inscription (picture)
21. what is missing in his collection of Asprin (Steinbeck, Donzova)
You can’t choose a gift – you just don’t know who you’re living with.
This is wasted.
It’s not good to be selfish in a relationship (in any relationship)
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