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 25.02.2015
Q: Do you know that my wife's sister was involved with me in the workout?
WOW : well. I know, and what?
The man wants to find him there. It looks like a beautiful girl, slim, smart, but no one meets. I’m afraid of it, and really everything around me is trembling. Fuck who finds it. But the point is not that.
xxxh: I went here with my wife to shopping, and I met a guy from the gym there. Not to say they are familiar. So, a few words overlap... and here we go, meaning we look at the son’s gift. I see the guy looking at me. He waited until his wife went away and said, “Your wife?” Yes I say. and what? Do you say you don’t go to training with her?
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A: I didn’t have time to answer. while laughed, the wife approached, and he retired... and here today I come to the gym with my wife’s sister, and everyone I know holds my hand with the words: "man!", "beautiful", "crazy" and so on. I’m not going to dispel myths, let them envy :)
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