Memento_mori: I forgot to take sugar to work, went to the buffet to buy. I: "Can you buy sugar?" Buffet: "Yes, of course! In the cup?" I: "Yes, please". The buffet gets the plastic glass bigger, at this point another buyer fits (as it turned out later, after the tea).The buffet: "You are full?" I: "Yes". A buffet squeezes sugar in a glass with a goat and the buyer's eyes increase as it squeezes in times. Buyer: "Oo_Oo You drink tea for nothing! Sorry, and the bag you’re going to put there?" I: "Nothing, I’ll find a place. The most important thing is to be sweet". I pay and leave.

At home in the evening I decided to eat mushroom meat. Most people don’t eat mushrooms except me – they don’t like very spicy. I scratched the last remains out of the bank, put the bank in the dishwasher, I sit down and eat. The question in the back:
Do you eat mushrooms in banks?
What a day today!