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 26.02.2015
This aunt:
For many years, she worked in offices where male and female toilets were separate, and recently settled in a place where it was common (because there were very few women, no one became separate for them). I see the amount of wet spots on the floor and walls, I have one question: men, is he in you, sorry, wild and breaking out?! to

Why do men sweat by the scribes?
Well, it is simple: the exit tube of the output hydro system in men is much longer and thinner than the female, therefore, with the same force of compression of the tank and the creation of equivalent pressures, the flow rate of the working fluid from the hose will be significantly higher, which, coupled with the soft design of the output pipe and the irregularity of its hand-pressure at the time of initial targeting, adds a large element of chance to the hydrodynamics of the whole system and causes to introduce negative feedback on the polar coordinates in the target system in the form of a relatively slow manual correction, which does not succeed behind the lavine-like growing flow of fluid. It is also necessary to take into account the inevitable fluctuations of the initial conditions, depending on a number of parameters, including, for example, the temperature of the external environment, and the possibility of self-excitation of the system with a natural change in geometry, and, as a result, hydrodynamics. In other words, I never know in advance where I am!

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