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 27.02.2015
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The guy explained to me what a prelude from a man looks like:
Q: Imagine you are very hungry and come to MacDack.
I: Well what?
Q: You buy your favorite hamburger and grind it for 10 minutes.

Well, and explain to him that if he doesn’t periodically chew hamburgers, he’ll eat hamburgers chewed by other people’s hands ;)

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Everything is a little easier, even with an analogy. Purchased hamburger really does not make sense to tame - as "bought" love in virgins of unheavy behavior. You will have to prepare your normal food first. Or at least warm up.
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