Top 3 dubious compliments I’ve heard in my life:
Third place - "woman-calorizer"
No, well, I understand that I am a fire-baby, but I have not heard of such an interpretation before.
2nd place - "Buhenwald Crickets"
Some people can hold me up with one hand.
1st place - "You have eyes of the color of the sea wave... Well, with water slugs"
No need to comment XD

Men, you just make me happy! Just burn it XD