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 11.10.2008
About our stock market

1st A businessman came to a Mexican village: "I buy local monkeys for 10 pesos / st. Monkeys around the sea, they all hand over primates for retail and wholesale for 10 pesos.

2nd The monkeys became smaller, then the businessman said he was raising the price to 20. The inhabitants stressed, caught the last, brought, handed over by 20. The last one was for 25.

3. and then announced that he wants more and already 50! But he left and left the manager for himself.

4 is The governor says, “Let’s, I give you the consolation of these monkeys back by 35, and when the boss arrives you give them to him by 50... The people are pleased with this halloween – they borrowed a bunch of bables and bought all the monkeys back by 35.

5 is The next day, the governor disappeared following the boss, and the people were left without money, but with the monkeys.
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