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 03.03.2015
XXX What was the night! The cat was sleeping on me. I woke up with the NSA. There is a noise of peach, something is falling all over the first floor. And I think: I will not go. Suddenly there was a snake or worse this crocodile forgotten like him. In short, whoever goes to the bathroom first to sleep is a hero. The cat came as if nothing had happened and continued to sleep. They never understood what happened. probably eaten.
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