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 04.03.2015
I remember brought an ambulance singer one famous with very heavy bleeding (I have a gynecologist, I worked her nursing practice at the department). And here she was operated, everything is fine, and there are no separate chambers. No and all. The resuscitation of severe patients is occupied by the department and says to us: girls, put a catch with her near the post. The eye from it does not go down, in the morning there will be a place in urology, I will arrange to transport it there.
The night. And suddenly, this dozen, begins to get out of narcissism. and crazy: I attach her and whisper to a colleague:"Run to the anesthesiologist, or God knows that she will pull off..."
While she was running and waking up, our sleeping beauty was completely separated and will sing for the whole department!!! Shock: And I was young at the time, I was scared, I covered her mouth with a palm, I whispered not to sing, all foolish. The anesthesiologist comes and says to me:"You woke me up, right? I (in horror): "She sings! that my whole department will rebuild!!!" He:" I don’t see any problems. She sings beautifully, right? "I:"Yes, but loudly."He:"Don’t worry, the volume will be reduced now, you will put it to the office, I will listen...or you will wake me up, sleep as never before"...
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