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 05.03.2015
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HH: And what, Anonymous, does the reason make sense? I would like to walk out my cat somehow, when it warms up, or he has already pulled all the eyes out of the window, but it's better and, for example, it's worth it behind the door in the carrier, as he begins to scream with a terrible voice of cat matta.
Well, you can try it on a slide with a leash. But some cats just lie on the ground and drag as you want.
zzz: Because it is not man who walks out the cat, but the cat of man B) although some cats walk on the leash straight like dogs, but usually the owner respects the cat.
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I walked my cat like this. Wear a shirt, put in a transfer. They took a thin mattress and went out to the park. They chose a bench on the sunny side, sat on two sides, put a mattress between them, got a cat. And then we three melted in the sun, we along the edges, in the middle of the cat on the mattress.
But the end of the shale should be firmly held in your hand, and the carrier should be ready with an open lightning / cover in case of the sudden appearance of an unlearned dog nearby.
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