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 05.03.2015
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1 ) 2015-03-04 11:40
I open somehow a packaging filler for the cat toilet and BAC! In a surprise package, a bowl of cat canned food "sardines in smoked salmon jelly".
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By the night of the next day, I realized that it was a test drive of the filler. The puppy stumbled into the pot, with a frequency of once every 15 minutes, up to rattling for half a meter, each time during the defecation. Should I say that the 10-liter filling bag ended at 6 a.m.? I was hopelessly late to work. Yes, and the piss for the second day in the clinic, cleansing the stomach.
I think that sardines in salmon sauce, it is not only non-patriotic, but also convenient for the wallet.

2nd) 2015-03-05 08:58
Marketing says...
We had one marketer who offered a bonus to the cat toilet filler to sell cat food, so say, with a special additive that forces the animal to use the toilet twice as often. It is said that the feed pennies will go in comparison with the profit from the doubled sale of the filler.
These people are not interested in anything other than profits.
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