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 06.03.2015
I will answer:
Imagine a hypothetical situation: you’re going somewhere for your business, and there’s some expensive, luxurious car (what you want) stopping around you and Bill Gates/Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/somebody else from that cohort. He tells you about the following: “I liked you at first glance, you went with me, you’ll have a fuck of money, you’ll forget what work is, you’ll ride the Maldives-Bahamas-Seychelles. One condition: if you have a boyfriend/wife/husband, then you should call him right now and break up with him. To make it clear that everything is really over. You have 3 minutes to call. If there is no one, tell me about it right now and go. Otherwise, in 3 minutes I’ll leave and we’ll never see you again. Question: What would you say to your partner when they were called?
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I’m not going to call anyone, but I’m going to tell Brad/Bill or anyone else there that I don’t like when they buy me, and I’m going to send him through the woods. After that, I will go home to my husband, who has not received my love by a babble, but by showing my love and care from the very beginning. On holiday to the sea in the summer, we will come together for the joint earned. You know, although not Gates, there were comrades in my life who thought that if they were rich butterflies, then I should be "happy" that they turned on me, such a prostitute, attention, and that I should run after them, losing my butterflies. Oh good luck!
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