I call support (P) and the telephone runs up.
P is aloo.
I say hello. I have a problem with the internet.
Q: Yes... I understand you so... the main thing is not to go away, it is not the end of life! The internet will eventually appear. The main thing is the support of the surroundings. I advise you to talk to friends and walk around the street.
I: Thank you for the moral support of course... but I would like something more white.
Q: First you need to learn how to get the number fucking, you fucking already!!! Support with zero at the end!! to

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