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 10.03.2015
Let’s see who is the biggest loser.
I am immediately out of competition. The first day of the session, 2 weeks without injection is normal. And the first day I accidentally dropped the tablet to the factory settings. The kernel is called. Now he is empty of words. No books, no movies, not even elementary Evernote to record anything.
What will I do for two weeks?

Wow, yeah, you’re out of competition, because I’ll win all the way.
of work. Vinyl for kindergarten. I resort to. The kids are dressed with hair. I shoot them... each separately a few times... then together the group... and here I want to see what came out... and "The memory card is missing".
XH: O_O
Oh God, Sam, they are still children!
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