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 17.03.2015
I went to the surgeons. Mother and daughter 5 years old. About the grown nail on the foot. The examination, all the affairs, the doctor gives recommendations, among other things - to cut your nails correctly (well, you still know how to do this, right?) Exactly without rounding. He shows and even paints. Here his mother (the surgeon) interrupts: "And we can go to gymnastics?"The doctor in confusion, like such important explanations, could have already heard. But my mother doesn’t mind: "What do you explain, I’m 2 years old!!! I don’t cut my nails at all – she chews them all. Even on your feet!"
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