She spoke at work with her colleague:
He: In general, the nicer a girl is, the more I suspect that she has a lot of cosmetics on her face. And your cosmetics are generally burning.
He: Once I press my face to my wide chest - and all, a beige spot from powder or tonal. Then you wash it thoroughly, and one figure can see a fat spot on the light.
I: It turns out that we need to embrace carefully, like sumoists, only to distract not only the poop, but also to move away from the face?
He: Well, in general, the more beautiful a girl, the more carefully you need to embrace her!
I: Oh, so it turns out, the degree of strength and accuracy of your arms is the criterion of the beauty of a girl?
He is AHA. Come here, I will embrace you!
He embraces me. Strong and strong hugs >_<