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 18.03.2015
A colleague, after successfully passing the shit of the brainstorming project crashed in a bar. Take me to a taxi. I was very upset about this topic.
and yes. Let us start from the beginning. Drinking is bad, but what do you do?
“Well, stuck at midnight, bulky, dirty...
My wife broke?
The wife was pleased, saying a long time had to release a pair.
He beat, blasted the taxi driver, blasted the bartender?
He was lying all night.
- ***, so you, without bothering anyone, told nonsense stories to strangers, did not struggle, broke nothing and broke nothing, got drunk in a specially equipped place for this and didn't slide down the streets and came home in a taxi during the evening when he stumbled and on the way without wasting the keys, wallet and passport with the phone?
and yes. Uncomfortable as...
Shopp all the alkashi as you were. would survive!
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