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 18.03.2015
and this:
This is:
Sweeteners and beer drinkers should throw their papers and bottles into the urns or eat them with the contents. Do you understand? Everyone has to clean up, regardless of what they are doing. The shit on the streets is not because of somebody. Everything is fine, stop bite.
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Yes, I also heard somewhere in the subway, a grandmother coming from Singapore, enthusiastically telling how clean there, and how we need to punish the pig people. Then I went on another bike walk. So, across the entire shore from the HSS past the Kremlin and beyond, further (kilometers 5) NONE URNA.
When there are urns in rare places, but they are overcrowded for a few days - too, I understand, the pig people are to blame?
And about “eating with content”: you know, dear, let’s better you eat our fantics and bottles, if you’re so smart!
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It’s the pig people’s fault. Fantastics, bottles of yogurt and other fucking stuff I dissolve in my pockets, bags, and throw away at home if there is such a trouble with urns on the road.
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