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 19.03.2015
The new chief is a former military. A person in general is very stupid, but to get used to the absence of a civil charter, which would regulate every joke, can not. We had a mini-war of worlds.

Each employee has two folders on the desk - one for reference information (telephone numbers, lists of employees responsible for this, etc.).Another for documents on current tasks (contracts, plans, etc.). Here he suddenly insisted that the folder with reference information should be red, and with documents - green. Whoever is wrong, is working wrong. I work most incorrectly because I have one blue folder, the other violet. No, the result of the work he likes, but I’m working wrong, because the folders must be one red, the other green. We agreed before that if we find such an instruction in any instructions, I will change the folders.

Comrade Colonel spent half a day in the official instructions, nothing like that there, of course, found. He this literally:

Okay, you can do what you want. But you’re still doing the wrong thing, even if it’s good.
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