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 20.03.2015
There is a night of love=) I decided to prepare during the day, wax removal, legs and "all there=)" I went, bought wax strips "White" green. Once they were also on the stock, pleased, bought 3 packages. I think, Oh, it will be long enough...
She sat in the bathroom, prepared, gathered with the spirit... well, and all as instructions: warm up in the palms, tear one from the other and stick to the right place. Started from the bikini area, fucking... Sticky... Waited... Waited... Well, shaken!... Surprised, but it doesn’t hurt?? to
I look at the strip, it is transparent (I remember the wax of the green color)...I look at my whisker, and there the frog all the wax and left...
What to do! – Panic Sweat, water, toothbrush went on...not a whirlwind helps, the fox was tormented until the evening, shaved with a shave, took a single-use, 7 pieces changed, wax was stacked.
In the end, I have a green sticky pizza. I did not refuse sex, I decided dark, not to notice, and whatever does not stick to me, we will be in a DOGY posture... in a rush of passion, I still found myself sitting face to face... and fucking he was like a whirlwind, until the tears flowed... I look at my forehead, and there is a whirlwind with his entire hair...
P.S What are we girls to suffer alone?? = )
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