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 21.03.2015
xxx: If the foreigner boasts knowledge of the Russian language, break him the template, quickly pronouncing: "Stand up, stand up".
Fuck me, I am a foreigner.
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As practice shows, such foreigners just need to open "the feudal-shooter". Two times conducted the experiment (a girl-English and a guy-German), both times - weep that individual words are understood, and the general meaning escapes.
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