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 21.03.2015
My brother, a man is far from modern technology, and he is not very keen to get into the novelty. He lives in a small town in the south of Russia. And then I persuaded him to come to visit us, to see the big city, to drive with my granddaughter. Then he took him to Ashan. Before that, we drank a beer with him, and it came to an end. I take him to the toilet, there are wall pissuars with photoelements. We do our business, the father begins to look for a wash, then the dialogue:
Father, just stick the width and go away.
It closes, goes away, with a little delay, the water ran away. My father doubts:
How is it?

-You see the camera built-in, I show him the eye of the photo element, - and in the cabin behind the wall the operator sits and looks at who has finished and the width is stuck, so you can wash, he presses the button and the water went.

- Hell worker... Only he was able to speak out to his father.
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