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 24.03.2015
When going to the theater, it is better to take care that (a) sweet spirits from you do not sound out, so that the people sitting next to you hold their breath until the entrance, (b) that there are no grand hairstyles with a hat, so that the people behind you can see the scene, and not appreciate in the darkness Your genetic sense of style - profit! Jeans are completely neutral clothes, which no one will scratch their eyes (in any case, normal jeans, spectacularly "drainy" or with overflowing application on **** - can really attract attention with inappropriacy in context).
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