I will note in:
The first win-rar is mentioned in children's fairy tales: death in the needle, needle in the egg... The question of who was Kochey himself: the Sisadmin or the programmer?
The castle was the defense of the princess's trial.
The needle is a patch.
Tsarevich is a user who went to Google (Baba Yaga) to find out the address (Dub), where to download the crack on the frog that ended the trial period.
Is it enough K.O.S? and :)