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 25.03.2015
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Violence in the Family.
Do not judge if you do not know. Do not give God to anyone.
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Most often, violence begins when a woman has a baby. This is the time when you are most dependent.
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I have a girlfriend, a miniature but very beautiful girl. And she has a bridegroom, too, very small, slightly overwhelmed - the midwife pulled. And a military father. This is Miles Forkosigan. This is asthma. Genetic man is bright, even on the name of Kvasimord is not offended. But he had a dream. He wanted to go to the army! From the age of 18 to 24, he once a month went to the military commissariat to the principal and there he begged, offered bribes, threatened... he had the brains of his uncle in full.
And after the wedding with a friend and the move, they came for some re-registration - to take documents from the military committee.
When I came to them, Genka was angry and confused, and the girlfriend was roaring: having learned that the object was changing residence, the soldier gave the young woman up to three boxes of candy (for which he was so much?) Two bottles of good champagne.
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