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 26.03.2015
<She>: You don’t cheat me there?
<He>: Of course I am cheating
She is younger than you and I am the first.
<She> O.O
<He>: I’ve been with her for almost 3 years
You can even say I am not cheating on you, but I am cheating on you.)
<She>: >.<
<He>: She is also almost 3 years old))))
<She>: You are about the car, right?
<He>: And who do you think of?
<She>: Who I just didn’t think about -.-
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