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 28.03.2015
I’ll add shit to your shit. I put off alimony for a whole year (total 5 thousand) to fly with the child to the sea in the summer. Do you know what it is called? "My money abroad is riding".
Well, we know that the deferred 50-60 thousand is just travel. And there are also excursions, attractions, ice cream and other shopping. And there is a whole year when I hold the child alone. But who thinks so? For my money!
And this year I got a good premium (comparable to annual alimony) and decided to travel not to Turkey, but to one of the visa countries. And for the visa required the consent of the Pope. Do you think he gave that consent? Do you know what the argument was? I can’t afford it, so I won’t allow it to you either. In general, the child must live on the means of the parents. But I did not ask him for an extra penny - only to go to the notary.
So I, such a shit, after the leave, I begin a lawsuit for depriving him of his parental rights.
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