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 29.03.2015
Let's say, in the winter, on the street - 30- 35, you need to buy cigarettes because you are already impatient, you want to smoke.
There are two options:
1. throw a jacket, go to the parking lot behind the house, excavate the car, get into it, hoping to warm up, remember that the battery of the house is warm, come back, take the battery, place, warm the car for 15-20 minutes, go to the store through two houses, park, come home, remember that the battery was left in the car, go back, remove the battery.
Wear a coat, jacket, and run quickly on foot.
Why am I all that...
Sometimes it is easier to get younger quickly.
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