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 31.03.2015
Photos of men from a dating site:
- with a buckle (with an emphasis on a buckle): beer, vodka, cognac and other...;
- topless, with breasts size 4, puzo - like a globe swallowed, accompanied by unfolded legs, like eggs like breasts;
- on the shells (looking at the same time as at a bomb);
In the car or in the car (look, baby, what a cool car I have);
- abroad (a mountain or temple grows from the head);
- on the beach (filmed on a cell phone) or in the sea, where the body contours are poorly guessed, the face is not visible at all;
- with wife and children (:) on the dating site! What are they counting on?
with caught fish;
A killed bird.
90% of the pictures.
Thanks to the remaining 10% where you can see the person, not the "fourth left in the hat I lay"

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