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 01.04.2015
That’s why you don’t buy a car. Now he would come for me, brought to me and... mmm...
I can call a taxi and it will bring you. Buying a car to drive for you once a month is overwhelming. And, by the way, the quality of MMM does not affect it.
Sweet: and suddenly a taxi driver will be a rapist and a maniac??? He will take me into the woods, insult me and kill me!!! and (
BAMBER: And suddenly it will be a fun cute guy who earns well and charges for fun? You will meet him, talk, fall in love, get married, you will have a great family and five children. and ;)
I don’t want five kids!! I am not a rabbit! ?
Bamber: Don’t worry, four will be his children from the first, second and third marriages. You will only need to feed them, treat them and treat them. And cleaning them, of course.
Bamber: And he is still taxing because there is not enough money for food.
You are an idiot!!!!! to
You are cute, you are foolish!!!! to
Go to the ass!!! to
Well, you see, I didn’t even have to spend on a taxi. You are talking about the car.
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