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 03.04.2015
Something about the sudden April reminded me:

The little man did not like to eat cabbage.
He was unable to drink Swiss beer because of his childhood and his residence in Siberia.
Mary Alexandrovna told him:
A tablespoon for father, a tablespoon for mother, a tablespoon for faith, a tablespoon for the king, a tablespoon for the fatherland.
And if Daddy and Mother's little boy still suffered,
He hated the faith, the king and the fatherland fiercely.

c) I do not remember who.
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