Protected

“The King Makes the Switch”

I parked at the door of Sberkassy.
I walked and was bored, spinning the wheels of my car, while my son in the neighboring neighborhood, somewhere in the middle of the gym, pulled the dust out of his boxing bags.
Here on the door of the sberkassy went out to smoke three heroes - the incassor.
Not bad anymore, at least a spectacle. Two larger and one smaller. All in armor and armor.
Soon, an ordinary man came out of the door with a small black wallet in his hand.
Lopohiy fighter, and he was apparently the eldest, showed his gesture, say, "work", the incassors threw cigarettes into the urn and moved friendly for the protected object - a man with a portfolio.
I still thought: for the rich have a difficult life, without protection nowhere. I wonder what’s in his wallet? Apparently not money, already very thin, not much will go there, from power, packs five. Not the amount that three armed guards followed him to the teeth, and still looked at him with anxiety. Oh, and their machines got stuck, as if they were about to start shooting.

I will never know what this man has in his wallet. Maybe a diamond or a Fabergé egg? Or maybe a billion paper for the presentator?
I wonder which car will they sit in?
The passers stopped and also watched the procession with interest.
And the man, meanwhile, did not rush, went down the ladder, his sight was quite calm and confident and he did not even turn to his protection.
But what is? The guarded object with its portfolio, entered the crowd at the bus stop and stopped, as if together with everyone was going to wait for the route.
Even I was caught with some fuzzy anxiety, everyone present also did not take their eyes off the man and his automakers.
And here, the loophole incassator, loudly:

- Well, all, our mission on this is over, the cargo is entirely on your responsibility.

The man looked around, scaredly looked at his guard and wept:

A A A A A?

He obviously wanted to say something else, but for some reason did not say, and Lopouchi continued:

- The wallet is better to hold with both hands and tightly press to the body, or little or no.

The guards turned and left without saying goodbye.

The object, suddenly left without protection, drove under the eyes of people, instinctively pressed the portfolio to himself and, looking back and forth, quickly walked along the road, on the move, voting to passing cars. Brake some killed "Jigul", without negotiating jumped into it and the car escaped behind the turn.

What fucking thing? Why did a man in such a responsible moment, with all the people, abandon the guard? Better without her. This is idiotic service.

Meanwhile, satisfied incassors climbed the stairs and smoked again at the entrance to the sberkass.
I could not stand it and modestly asked:

Do you not feel sorry for the man? You put him in. What if they are robbed without you?

Three righteous men stumbled and Lopohyi replied:

- Yeah, they didn't have him, he came to Sberkassa for the "communal" to pay. People just like to joke. First, he joked with the cashier, such as, "And your mother doesn't need a son-in-law?" and then, for some reason, he cried out to her, "What about you, here on the announcement of the most stupid, without a sense of humor are recruited?"
And we are also alive people and on April 1st we also have the right to joke a little.
Now let him run, look around and laugh.