World of Warcraft:

1: Hello to everyone
1:Today, in the inst on computer science, the task was handed over, for the sake of a crack, the procedure was injected into the code: by pressing a button, the dialog window opens, there is a question "Are you ready?", and if you press "no", then there is a warning with the inscription "You are not prepared!", as Illidan usually glosses ^_^
x: Prepod pressed, looked at the screen... looked at me... Asks – "You accidentally don’t play in WoW"? I told him - "It happens sometimes", which he replied "Sorry...".
Three : ))
5 minutes later, in the same gild-chat
2: Hello People
2: Imagine, today the pioneers took tasks, one guy came funny, gave up his - so in the code "You are not prepared!" comes out :-D Smiled me
Evgeny Sergeevich? OO
The two massacres? O_O
I’m going to go physics...