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 10.04.2015
I had to call an ambulance to my grandmother because she read on the Internet that a nine-year-old girl was hit by a military car. I say - grandmother, and here I am, and she is for me - Pasha, people are sometimes so struck by a car that a boy or a girl fucking will find out. I say, Grandma, I am 22 years old!! And she is Pasha, let’s look the truth in the eye"
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