A acquaintance (ZZ) travelled on the work & travel program in the USA, worked in the city, lived outside the city, so bought a big to get more convenient. In America, it is recommended that lights are attached to the highway, which light in the dark, so as not to create emergency situations on the road. So, ZZ is driving some late in the evening from work, tired like a dog, and here the lights burned on the big, angry rides, carefully so that the cars do not crash, there is a steep jeep braking up, a voice from the window:
Where are your fucking lights?? to
Where, where, where... in the p**de!! to
The voice from the window: “Hey, I’d say it right away!
And went further...

PS Maybe the president there will speak Russian soon...
Zhirinovsky is the President of America. O_O