There were 2 SIMs whose phone numbers were recorded as "I". My wife broke her shell and gave her her.
The morning. The darkness. I sleep at work. The phone rings - the screen lights up "I call"
The first thought - Why do I call myself and spend money, because I can talk to myself without the phone and for free?
Second thought – What did I really want from myself so important?
All the way to work I thought about it.