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 15.04.2015
I am going to make a gift to my boyfriend, ask his friend to know the length of the brush. We discuss how to do it.

D: Can really silently take and measure a rope of any kind.
I: Fuck the imagination, stop
D is?
I: I just imagine you picking it up and measuring it somewhere.
I: The Silence
I: very hard
I: The Nordic
I: On his question, Brother, what fucking thing? You answer - "I have been touched by enlightenment" and go to sunset
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