Alexander Artyukhovsky
The MDA.
You come so fashionable to work at Maya Sabaton
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Immediately you hear behind the back - "You have a hardy maid with Saratov, where did you get it?"

Galina Masyukova
One day in a rock store, a very middle-aged man asked the seller for a "Mike". Until they found out that Korn, from the poor seven sweats came.)
You say Saratov.