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 17.04.2015
At my old job, the vast majority of people were, say so, not very much in computers. The editor of the newspaper, crowds of magazines and old-fashioned correctors (all good professionals, do not take this away), and a pair of young and busy specialists with me including.
I decided to try somehow for my own "spiritual devotion" to work with the video. I sit, smoke, smoke different things. Then I first got acquainted with the function of capturing screen images in real time. He recorded ten minutes of the process of his work (a piece of the newspaper), "mirrored" in time, launched a full-screen winamp and quit smoking.
I come back. At a safe distance from my compass there are two responds with open eyes. On the screen, the freshly-formed newspaper strip is independently reversed, relentlessly striving to overturn the work done. I come and wait for a reaction. A whispering whisper: "Jura, your computer is chasing you". – "No and" – I say. "I autopilot written, I test".
Soon there was a rumor about me as a powerful mega-three programmer, and people from the entire five-story organization came to me to solve near-computer problems, which in 95% of cases were solved by restarting. I worked there for three years, but I never undermined the reputation.)))
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