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 19.04.2015
from Kolosovskiys:

Yesterday he made a comment to some young man on the “Porsche” about the excess speed in the pedestrian zone, he began to hammer, then stumbled his fists to move, because he aroused the polite tone and the intellectual coat of my companion - the incident ended expected. Here I insulted the man that he should be more careful to defend himself, more gentle.
And yesterday before the court, I myself struck the guard of the parking lot, who spoke to me in a ham tone - because I was all nervous. A miracle happened.
In the evening, I discuss the situation with the old comrade - that is, yesterday you were scorned, and today I almost sinned, and he told me:
“Yes, I also thought – now in the universe are going to be the most complex processes, our civilization is experiencing some turning point.
Are there video cameras everywhere?
Well, that was what I wanted to say...
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