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 19.04.2015
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I found it on the balcony in a shoe box a week ago and couldn’t believe my eyes. All in the dust, embroiled in the wires, he did not give signs of life. And I thought he was gone long ago, as cats leave before dying. But my brother was very faithful and calmly waited for his hour. I immediately released him and poured some food into a bowl. What was my surprise when he started blinking at me with one eye and then opened both and shrugged his tail, showing that despite years of waiting, he was still in shape. To my deepest regret, I never found where it could be useful to me. Hopefully there will be nice people who will take care of the animal. I give gift.
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