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 20.04.2015
My friend was a gastroenterologist. In to Tokyo. He writes all kinds of business plans. In this, the Aborigines traditionally trust the pale faces. The Japanese people are commanding, and it is not easy to write a text with ten. Not to mention English or Boom Boom. In such cases, the powerful collective mind is usually desperate and calls the varyaga.

It would be nothing, but when moving to Tokyo, a child was injured! My son, Tom, is 4 years old. No, think about it, look at the world through the eyes of this Theme – they snatched him out of their Vladivostok children’s saddle house, where he was just the leader and leader of the masses, and took the hell know where, in general, to another planet. Communicate only with parents, and you do not command them. After a short thought, his parents arranged him in a Japanese garden. But the Japanese did not take, but only took in the exclusive international. In general, there were mostly Japanese children, gathered with one goal - to learn other languages as native. But with foreign children there has been a misunderstanding and confusion: children hear everything adults say, but take it seriously, apocalyptically.

As a result: yes, there is the only Chinese girl in the kindergarten, but she categorically does not want to bend under the Korean language. The Korean boy doesn’t want to speak Chinese. Both do not want to talk in Japanese. A boy from France is convinced that his language is better than English, and seems to have remained in the minority - two against him, a guy from the states and a girl from the UK. But the Scottish girl dislikes the English - the occupants of her country, and tries to teach the Japanese to her unimaginable speech.

And apart from these quarrels - Thema with his charisma and the absolute majority - Japanese children with their command spirit and a great desire to learn a foreign language. In general, lately the educator complains - the whole kindergarten began to communicate mostly in Russian. Our professional diplomats have achievements so far...
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