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 22.04.2015
Alexey: I am 12 I give myself pleasure with an electric brush, I sew my pencil in the cracks)) But sex was not 200%. The first months began on March 6, 2015 and there were no more. Can I be pregnant?
X: If the orgasm was from a brush, then anybody will be pregnant.
Q: It's strange that Alexey may have months, and yes, you'll have beautiful kids brushes
Z is of course. Buying a Wheelchair
k: In the youth went, at 12 years old already hand-blowing even girls, even brushes, of course the pregnancy will be, you are in the crack of a brush whisked or whisked.
M: Aloha, if you do not stop absorbing unnecessary things, you will have an early menopause.
H is pregnant. Your name is strange.

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Let’s go, Alisha, we are not happy here.
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