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 23.04.2015
A hundred and a hundred!! to
and...
Where did Lieutenants Ripley come from?
The road to my home lies by the fence of the kindergarten.

I go home and hear the unfortunate girl’s voice:

Oh yeah yeah! We don’t want to go into space! Oh alloyana! We have pooons in the club!! to

I turn my head to the voice and see a small veranda where five girls in different combinations of pink clothes and one boiled boy in green clothes stood together.
At the entrance to the veranda is Alona.
A bold April wind shakes two bumpy dark tails on his head. Alona in a dark blue combination in a bright yellow strip. In her hands she has a huge and bright water pistol-automat.
Alona, with a sound ticking, shakes the pump of a shooting water monster and calmly says:

I have a blaster! That’s why we are flying into space!
It is....
It’s a pity "plus one hundred" can’t bet!You did my day and night by the way too!!! to
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