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 23.04.2015
At 8:30 am (!) Phone calls immediately after planning. What a lady introduced herself to some spa and asked why I actually stopped visiting their beautiful institution, located in the center of Nizhny Novgorod.
No, first of all, it was dull, of course. Obviously I was wrong.
At first I wanted to say with a pathetic and offensive voice that the last time the milk in the bathroom was not fat enough or the painted flower on the fingernail of the index of tears on the second day...
But it’s a pity the girl became, still not by her will calling customers at eight in the morning, right?
Therefore, I just handed the tube to the chief engineer Nikolaich - "This is you". I was just interested in the dialogue between a girl from a expensive spa and a man who is confident that a spa is a sleeping place in a wagon. Probably not very well.
He listened attentively to her and timidly then asked if they had accidentally (he said - INCIDENTALLY) in the presence of a 5mm-thick galvanized sheet and travers for the crane. Apparently, they didn’t have it, because Nikolaich returned the phone to me and said it was a fist, not an office. They don’t have a hero.
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