She: So you went to music school?

I: Oh, I told you only twenty times about this dark side of my life, unconsciously forgotten. Accordion was

She: And what did you study?

I am on the accordeon! Sometimes on the ballayka, when the paddle turned...

She: What is the instrument, the accordion?

I am :?• Surprisingly surprising! Harmony or Harmony, when did you see it? This is the same, only instead of keyboard buttons like the piano, buttons black and white - alternate.

She: How are they different?

I... kill me.