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 23.04.2015
Not exactly so:
Diamond: I used to think that'sleeping like a baby' means sleeping well
Diamond: Now I know what it means - first one and a half hours can not sleep, then wakes up from every shock, and in a dream, he is hurt by himself...
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A baby sleeps (up to 3 months of course, then - who is) really strong, you can talk in full voice next to him. But not more than three hours in a row, then the AAAONOPHOLD begins. Surprisingly, this little thing can sing and cried in a dream like an adult man, and also cried sometimes as a port trucker. In general, you can love these creatures only by photo, and not by each.
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